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About Doctors

Tuesday, January 27, 2009 - - 0 Comments

A woman came to hospital for surgery.

After the surgery the woman asks, "How long I have to wait till I can have sex again Doc?"

The Doctor answer, "Hm.....to be honest, this is the first time I've been asked that question after tonsil surgery"

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A guy visits his doctor, ask the secret for long live to 100 years.

"Do you smoke or drink?"

"No I don't, Doc"

"Do you gamble or bet?"

"Oh no Dok, never"

"You do dangerous activities like parasailing, bungee jumping or cheating your wife?"

"No Doc, I never did those things"

"And you want to live til 100 years?" the doctor continued, "What for?!?"

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An old lady visits her doctor for contraception pills prescription.

The doctor shocked and ask her "Excuse me Ma'am, but you are 70 years old now. what are you gonna do with those pills?"

"They make me sleep easier doc."

The doctor confused. He never know if anti-pregnancy pill can makes someone sleep easier and better. "How come it makes you sleep better?" he asked.

The old lady answered, "I put some of them in my 17 years old granddaughter's fruit juices and it makes me sleep better and easier".

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A woman jump in to a doctor practice room just like that, undo her underwear, sit on practice chair and open her legs wide.

"Ma'am you must be wrong," The doctor shocked. "I am a dentist, obstetrician is on 2nd floor"

She growl, "I am not wrong. You are the one who gave my husband a denture last week aren't you? So, it is your job to pull it out from there" she pointed her crotch.

When The Cyberdream Meets Reality

Friday, January 23, 2009 - - 0 Comments

What If God Had Facebook?

Wednesday, January 21, 2009 - - 0 Comments

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Treat The Headache

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 - - 0 Comments

A man came to a doctor to treat his headache. After examination, the doctor said that he must amputated his pair of testicles, because those balls pressed his nerve that effected the whale of headache. The man refused at first but finally he allowed the doctor took his "accessories". After the long surgery, he feel very healthy but a little depressed because losing his manhood. So to rise his self confidence and image, he goes to an expensive famous men store.


A store assistant came forward to him. "You must be looking for a suite designed by a world designer aren't you," the salesman greet. The man stunned and nod.

"Let's see ... you must be wearing pants number 32-29, coat 40 and shirt 16," the salesman continued.

The man amazed by the skill of that salesman, he knows his size precisely. The salesman says, it's my job to know every bodies size. When the man tried the suit of clothes gave by the salesman, they are fit to his body and taste.

"Now the underwear, pick one for me," the man said.

"You must be wearing number 32 boxer right?" answered the salesman.

"Hah! You are wrong this time! I was always wearing number 28 brief," he said.

"But sir," the salesman continued, "If I were you, I won't do that. If you wearing underwear like that, you will be suffer by a whale of hard headache!"

"?????" the man passed out.

About Only For Jokes

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Only For Jokes blog is about...jokes of course! It collects and shares any kind of jokes. Funny or satire. Stories, pictures, and videos. Fiction or true story. Just anything about jokes! Besides jokes this blog will tell you about world's comedians, their life, their careers, etc. (note: if I got the materials!) Life is a joke, so why don't we laugh at it.

Just laugh before it prohibited!

Announcement

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FINALLY! I GOT A JOKES THEME BLOG ADDRESS!

God! I tried every blog address with jokes theme, and they were used! Well, it doesn't matter now, I got this address, fiuuhh...!

Hello, today, Wednesday, January 14, 2009. A blog is born! Let see...What can I say? It is a blog with jokes, for jokes, and by a joker I created this blog because I want to collect and share every jokes I got.

A wise said "...share your happiness to others in creative way, then this world will happy too"

So guys, just enjoy this blog and laugh...at least smile okay?

Peace and Love



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